Kelly Reads Twilight Reimagined Chapter 11

Last time on Kelly Reads Twilight Reimagined…

We discovered that:

-Beau broke the man code

-Edythe used science to argue whether she or Beau was more obsessed with the other

-Edythe’s dimples are like firework displays

This time…

CHAPTER 11

In Biology the class is watching a movie. Beau and Edythe go through the same electrifying lights-out experience as Bella and Edward. At the end of class Edythe “scooped her bag up with one finger.” This is the heavy bag from before, mind you. I thought she was just doing that to show Beau her strength, but maybe she just always lifts up heavy things with one finger?

Beau goes to Gym class and is horrible at everything. He teams up with McKayla and accidentally hits her with his racket. McKayla asks, “You and Edythe Cullen, huh?” Beau replies, “Yeah, me and Edythe Cullen” which makes it sounds like they are together as a couple even though they’ve never had that conversation. I don’t think Bella and Edward ever do either, but at least Bella in the beginning wasn’t going around practically saying they were already a couple. Anyway, McKayla is angry and storms off.

Edythe and Beau are walking to the car when Beau finds out that Edythe has been mentally-eavesdropping on Beau when he was in Gym class. Edythe comments, “It was very entertaining. Though I wouldn’t have minded if you’d hit that girl just a little harder.”

Uh…please don’t tell me we are making Edythe unnecessarily catty? Yes, Edward didn’t like Mike either, but Edward always gave me the impression that Mike was like an annoying gnat to him. The last thing I want is for Edythe to have some insecure bitch fight with a human teenager.

Also, in Twilight, Bella gets upset at this invasion of privacy and demands an apology. She also tries to get Edward to agree to not do it again, though he doesn’t agree to it. Beau, on the other hand, doesn’t care at all.

They see McKayla walking away and Edythe says, “It’s been a while since someone besides family thought those kinds of words about me. I don’t think I like it.” Wow. I’m not finding this in the original story; however, it could have been moved from somewhere else. Still though. Damn. How frequently do you piss everyone in your family off, Edythe? Jeez…

Beau and Edythe talk about how dangerous it would be for Beau to be near her when she’s hunting. Then there’s this: “Her low voice wasn’t so smooth — more like raw silk now — and her eyes were on the clouds again.” Seriously? Raw silk? I know “smooth as silk” is a common, cliched description, but what does raw silk even feel like? How does a voice sound like raw silk or normal silk for that matter? There are so many words that describe not smooth voices. Why wouldn’t you go with one of those?

Edythe and Beau go there separate ways with Edythe saying that tomorrow she will be the one asking the questions. Beau goes to bed, dreams about Edythe, and wakes up the next day. After showering, he looks in the mirror and thinks this:

“I looked the same as always, and yet there was something different. My hair was dark and too thick, my skin too pale, and my bones were all shaped the same underneath, no change there. My eyes ere the same light blue staring back at me…but I realized they were the culprits. I’d always thought it was the color of that made them — and by extension, the rest of my face — look so uncertain, but thought the color hadn’t changed, the lack of resolve had. The boy who looked back at me today was determined, sure of his course. I wondered when that had happened.”

I don’t even know what to say to this. I’m glad that your bones are shaped the same underneath your skin? Was that a concern before? His eyes are now culprits? Huh? Moving on…

Edythe is asking Beau a bunch of questions like his favorite color, favorite music, and so on. Then Beau mentions she hasn’t asked him one particular question which is the most embarrassing thing he has ever done and so she asks him about it. Beau has “Patches of red flared in my cheeks” again, but then he continues with “I was supposed to look emotional. Anyway, the pretty guy in the melodramatic soap my mom used to watch religiously looked fired up when he did this scene. Thanks to him, at least I had a general outline for my script.”

So Beau takes direction from soap operas for his real life? God, this would have been such an entertaining book if he actually did. Can you imagine? Like Degrassi on crack except he is the only person acting outrageous and stupid, and everyone is like “Ummm…whatcha doing, new kid?” and he replies, “Getting my revenge on Stephenie Meyer for, in fact, I used to be a girl, but the evil forces of capitalism came and I became pregnant and then became a vampire and then I was reborn in a hospital with this male body.” Then, all his classmates slowly back away, asking why all the transfer kids are crazy. Anywho…

Beau walks up to Taylor and asks if he can talk to her. Everyone around them is watching. Beau begins by saying, “Look…I can’t do this anymore”, and Taylor looks confused. He continues by saying:

“‘I’m tired of being a pawn in your game, Taylor. Do you even realize that I have feelings of my own? And all I can do is watch while you use me to make someone else jealous.’ My eyes darted quickly to Logan whose mouth was hanging open, and back to Taylor. ‘You don’t care if you break my heart in the process. Is it being beautiful that’s made you so cruel?’”

Excuse me. I…I…I don’t know what to say to this. Really, I don’t. I really should check to see how Bella dealt with Tyler in Twilight (even though I know there wasn’t a scene anything like this), but I…kind of threw my book down in anger. Just what? Why? How? Words? I need a moment. I’ll be back in a few.

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Okay. I’m back. I picked up the book. Let’s see if we can finish this chapter, shall we? So apparently Beau’s soap opera moment was so he could get out of going to prom with Taylor. What a manly man? I’m so not sure why that scene exists or what it was meant to be. Funny? Serious? Make me worry about the sanity/intelligence of the character? Jeez…

So Beau and Edythe go to Biology where they have another movie day. Beau talks about the “electricity” between them again which made me think…does he have a boner right now? Not that Meyer would ever mention it if she did, but I would just imagine Beau would have other concerns in scenes like this than Bella would have…

Throughout the day, Edythe continues to bombard Beau with question after question. Tomorrow they are going to hang out. Beau asks if it will be his turn again to ask questions. She says no, and Beau asks what more is there. Edythe “displayed the dimples” as she says that he’ll find out tomorrow. The chapter ends with Charlie coming home with Jules and Jules’ mother Bonnie who catch Beau with Edythe. Beau realizes that Bonnie believes in the tribe’s vampire legends.